Kingdom Hearts 2 Episode 7 - The Gang Plans a Coup

Alternate Episode Title: How the Witch Stole Christmas.

In Halloweentown, SDG join a skeleton named Jack that is not Johnny Depp in the ritual harassment of Santa Claus, who Sora is very horny to meet. Matt pulls out an absolutely amazing Goofy voice that we regret not having him try way before, but hey, we know about it now! Maleficent makes two of the worst decisions in her career as a villain, and its all in hiring. She needs to get an HR department. Then we go to the Pride Lands, where maybe we're a lion? Sora plots a regicide. We discuss the perfection of Pete's lion fursona, but spend so much time that we run short, so we'll speed run the back half of the plot of Lion King! Kingdom Hearts throws us a curveball that proves Scar is the most powerful and dangerous of Disney Villains. We're still not going to have finny fun.